Pet Peeves

Don't you just hate it when:

1. Someone tells you precisely what it is they're going to do....and then changes her mind and tries to do the polar opposite?

2. You take valuable time out of your day/week/life to help someone only to later be treated to the You Never Do Anything For Me chorus?

3. Someone asks you to explain something to them and the next thing you know you're being screamed at for "treating me like I'm stupid"?

4. You patiently explain something only to later discover that they're attention span is not with them that day.

5. You are continually asked a question for which you have already provided an answer?

6. You realize this questioning will not stop until she hears what she wants to hear?

7. You are once again shocked to discover that the BS answer you gave in #6 is now something you are not ever allowed to back off from?

8. You realize you have been played for a fool whether intentional or not?

9. You agree to a discussion only to find out it's really a monologue?

10. The concept of personal responsibility just seems foreign to some people?

11. Someone attempts to make you responsible for all the bad decisions they've made?

12.  And their kids decisions as well?

13.  Plus moms?

14. A budget is how Yoda would request a beer?

15. No matter how nice and kind you've been to someone they can still call you a cruel heartless bastard?

16. Someone who knows nothing about computers, usernames and passwords will still swear on a stack of bibles that she knows you are trolling on some website?

17. Your anger is wrong but her anger is justified?

18. You realize the joke about what's her's is her's and what's mine is her's isn't viewed as a joke but something akin to law?

19. Being of a certain ethnicity is  supposed to allow you to get away with anything?

20. Being mad is used as a trump card?

21. Her feelings count for more than reality?

22. You have to walk on eggshells?

23. You hear someone tell you that because you've done something for 30 years you have to continue doing it?

24. No matter what you think God wants for you, her definition is the only one that matters...to her?

25. Someone who obviously knows not wherein they speak, speaks anyway with full force and authority?


I know I do.