Wednesday, August 2, 2017

Who am I?



1. I'm a private pilot.  Single engine, VFR rated presently
2. I'm somewhat afraid of heights.
3. Except when I'm in the left seat of an airplane. 
4. I like to be in control
5. That may explain #2 and #3
6. I'm politically conservative and always have been
7. I chew tobacco
8. I used to drink
9. I gave up #8 25 years ago and never regretted it
10. I've had the same car for 19 years
11. Let's see you own a convertible V8 Mustang and want to sell it
12. I can't stand cauliflower
13. I have one speed - slow and plodding
14. I thoroughly enjoy freshwater fishing
15. I'd rather eat fish caught in the ocean
16. I like Rock n' Roll
17. And Jazz
18. And Country
19. Classical isn't bad at times either
20. I prefer cake cones over sugar cones
21. I enjoy my own company
22. A road trip is the best type of vacation
23. I don't believe enough people study history
24. Patton was one of the best movies ever made
25. Coffee should be drunk black
26. I should have married my high school sweetheart
27. She wasn't aware that she was my sweetheart then
28. Now she is
29. I didn't know I was hers as well
30. Now I do
31. I enjoy Bogart movies
32. And The Twilight Zone
33. What was God thinking with Broccoli?
34. I will never be a vegetarian
35. Bacon improves virtually everything
36. I would not make a good Jew
37. I like watching people
38. I have never sky dived
39. Why jump out of a perfectly good airplane?
40. Rap is not music
41. If you haven't had a Mono Cone burger, you haven't had a hamburger
42. I give people more chances than I should
43. I hate cloves
44. Okra should be banned
45. White trash casserole is
46. I should've joined the Navy
47. A submarine commander is as close to a dictator as you can get in this country
48. Maybe it's good that I didn't join the Navy
49. High Schools should add a class in common sense
50. Minimum wage is still too high for most peoples skill sets
51. I've spent far too much time on this

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