The incoherent ramblings, silent screams and rants of one man presently in the fog of a Cluster B spouse.
Wrong. All cats go to heaven, otherwise who would keep the dogs under control?
Only the good dogs get into heaven. Which is redundant. Anything that hacks up hairballs is directed elsewhere. Those are God's rules. Besides, Dog spelled backward is God. Can't get any plainer than that =)
Bite me, oh Salty one. You will see I am correct.
Wrong. All cats go to heaven, otherwise who would keep the dogs under control?
ReplyDeleteOnly the good dogs get into heaven. Which is redundant. Anything that hacks up hairballs is directed elsewhere. Those are God's rules. Besides, Dog spelled backward is God. Can't get any plainer than that =)
ReplyDeleteBite me, oh Salty one. You will see I am correct.
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